a guide.

while talking with my dear friend this evening a light bulb went off. we think of the craziest ideas.
the straight girl and the not straight girl are writing a how-to book.
many titles are in the works, but i am fond of this one
"I'm a Winner, Seriously: I Don't Recommend Myself"
more or less, it will be things not to do while trying to date someone. since her and i have mastered probably every possibility in this area known to mankind, we might as well put it onto paper.
we will be the Chelsea Handlers of the younger and probably more drunk generation.
i am excited!

Chapter 1:
how to drink a bottle of vodka and leave your kind of lover a hate voice mail

(apparently lesbians are more forgiving of the hate messages. they don't scare as easily as boys.)